Hayden Brennan

I'm 13 and luv the beach, hot guys, eating ice cream with my friends, robot necklaces and my style. In other words I am me! <3

justbeingfabulous:

vvierd:

vvierd:

there are white sheep…and there are black sheep….where are the ginger sheep

wow found them

wow they look like big cheetos  with legs

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

kanrkri:

aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts:

What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off

That’s a great idea

no one on tumblr should ever become parents

blinkl82:

who needs school i already know everything i need to know in order to survive dont trust anyone be punk rock listen to good music youll get far in life

lascocks:

bricksandivy:

So today in class we learned that when the female clown fish dies, the male mate will change its sex and then reproduce with its own children so to keep passing on its genetic material. 

I’m guessing that’s why Nemo’s dad wanted to find him so badly.  

FUCK

icaruses:

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

electric-butt:

when teachers answer your question with a question

hitlersasshole:

thatfunnyblog:

This made me laugh so hard. It completely represents how righteous tumblr-goers are when they don’t even know what they’re talking about.



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