therealhamster: do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you cant
townsvillain: you can say “im home” when youre actually at home but when youre at a park or a tree you can’t say “im tree” “im park” like wtf is the deal with that
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: Special thanks to all the 10 year olds out there for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube
spooky-teen: so i looked up at the ceiling in class today and
have-a-happy-period-always: when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
charlamagnethagod: Last year I thought I had insomnia because I stayed up until 6 am every day but then I came to the conclusion that i was just retarded
terezpyrope: IM LAUGHIGNR LY HARD I SAW THIS IN WORD tHSI Is A NEW REACTION PHOTO
rest of the world: why
japan: why the fuck not
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
pikapikafuck: i love how people on tumblr have rooms like and my rooms just kinda like
ellen-diesel-fish: ellen-diesel-fish: once i made the mistake of trying to distract my teacher by talking about something random and i picked potatoes and it turned out he was a potato expert and i had to sit there for 20 minutes trying not to laugh while he told me all about all his favourite potatoes its his last lesson with us tomorrow so we’re bringing him potatoes as a farewell gift
peetalikestoast: i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what